Joey Green's amazing kitchen cures : 1,150 ways to prevent and cure common ailments with brand-name products
by Joey Green.
[Emmaus, Pa.] : Rodale ; [New York] : distributed to the book trade by St. Martin's Press, c2002.
Stop bleeding with Krazy Gluereg;? That's amazing! Find the cure for what ails you in the kitchen! And it's only one of the 1,150 astonishing ideas in Joey Green's Amazing Kitchen Cures! Discover more remedies that are hiding in your favorite household products as Joey reveals that you can: * Beat a backache with Adolph's Meat Tenderizerreg;! * End insomnia with Aunt Jemima Original Syrupreg;! * Cure a cold with Gold's Horse Radishreg;! * Stop arthritis pain with Heinz Apple Cider Vinegarreg;! * Get rid of headaches with Gatoradereg;! * Prevent allergy attacks with Dannon Yogurtreg;! * Arrest acne with Colgate Toothpastereg;! * Soothe aching feet with Alka-Seltzerreg;! The next time you're facing a late-night bout of sickness and can't reach a doctor-- get a cut, scrape, or bite-- or just want to save money-- reach for the brand-name products in Amazing Kitchen Cures instead of medications. You'll find that they're just as effective, and some are even better! * Stop sunburn with Cheeriosreg;! * Clean your teeth wuith McCormickreg; Food Coloring! * Soothe a sore throat with Hershey'sreg; Syrup! * Calm allergies with Endustreg;!
Clean it! Fix it! Eat it! : easy ways to solve everyday problems with brand-name products you've already got around the house
Paramus, N.J. : Prentice Hall Press, c2001.
Hundreds of humorous yet helpful tips on using brand-name household products are presented by the author from his "wackyuses" database. He explains what chore or problem the product can be used for, such as using Alka-Seltzer( to clean a toilet, or using Bounce( to remove soap scum from shower doors.
The road to success is paved with failure : hundreds of famous people who triumphed over inauspicious beginnings, crushing rejections, humiliating defeats, and other speed bumps along life's highway
Boston : Little, Brown and Company, c2001.
This collection of "failure" stories presents how hundreds of people, including celebrities and notable personalities, triumphed over rejection, humiliating defeat, and other setbacks to find their success.
Clean your clothes with Cheez Whiz : and hundreds of offbeat uses for dozens more brand-name products
Los Angeles, Calif. : Renaissance Books, c2000.
Did you know that Baby Magic Baby Powder repels ants and Campbell's Tomato Soup prevents blond hair from turning green in a chlorinated swimming pool? Many of the foods and household items on the shelves of your kitchen and bathroom cabinets have properties and near-magical powers never indicated by what's printed on their labels. In Clean Your Clothes with Cheez Whiz, bestselling author Joey Green reveals hundreds of quirky uses for brand-name products. With dozens of items to choose from, you'll discover how to: -Clean a toilet bowl with Country Time Lemonade -Relieve morning sickness with Gatorade -Remove scruff marks from patent-leather shoes with Noxema -Give yourself a facial with Cheerios -Soothe sunburn pain with Cool Whip -Relieve insect-bite itching with A.1 Steak Sauce -Clean your clothes with Cheez Whiz (It's great for removing grease!) But it doesn't stop there. Clean Your Clothes with Cheez Whiz also presents short histories, strange facts, and other tidbits about your favorite products.
The mad scientist handbook : how to make your own rock candy, antigravity machine, edible glass, rubber eggs, fake blood, green slime, and much, much more
New York : Berkley Pub., 2000.
Hey, Einstein! You don't have to be a genius to entertain and educate kids at the same time. Just give 'em The Mad Scientist Handbook-the greatest collection of creepy crafts, insane inventions, and freaky experiments ever devised. Packed with easy-to-understand instructions and simple illustrations, this wacked-out activity book will show kids how to: o Make oozing green slime o Build a high-speed balloon car o Cook up delicious edible glass o Create a tornado machine o Build an exploding volcano o Bite into an exploding Lifesavero And much more! Plus, they'll learn lots of weird facts along the way, like how every experiment in this book works and who figured it out first. It's the perfect handbook for every budding mad scientist.
Joey Green's encyclopedia of offbeat uses for brand-name products : hundreds of handy household hints for more than 120 household products-- from Alka-Seltzer to Ziploc storage bags
New York : Hyperion, c1998.
Joey Green, affectionately dubbed "The Spam Guy", possesses a dedication to revealing the unanticipated uses for America's favorite common, off-the-shelf products that has made him a household name. Green's latest guide shows how to clean a toilet with Tang, dry nail polish with Pam Cooking Spray, fertilize a lawn with Maxwell House, and much more. 100 photos.